
But no, that’s not why we’re looking at it today. From start to finish, the only positive thing you can possibly say about Lula 3D is that at least it has the courage of its grotty convictions, earning its 18 rating with sex scenes and gratuitous nudity from the installation program on.

It’s a game whose box proudly promises that ‘Bouncing Boobs Techology’ lies within, clearly relying on its target audience not being in a position to call bullshit at the leaden, poorly animated mammaries awaiting their disappointed perversion. This adventure game is now abandonware and is set in an adult, detective / mystery and. Lula 3D features a warning label warning ‘Intense erotic scenes may lead to CHOKING, SWEATING, and RAPID HEART BEAT.’ It wishes. In 2005, CDV Software Entertainment AG publishes Lula 3D on Windows.

Today, prepare to have sex ruined forever by an erotic adventure that’s as much fun as discovering your childhood teddy bear has chlamydia.

Every week, Richard Cobbett rolls the dice to bring you an obscure slice of gaming history, from lost gems to weapons grade atrocities.
